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Joke of the Day

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming? They don't get the concept of classes!"

"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"

"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."

"June is over? Julying."

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."

"Snapbacks Popular amongst those with brittle bones."

"i hate when... ...when people ask me where i see myself in 5 years. come on guys, i don't have 2020 vision."