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Joke of the Day
"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
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"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""
"""What's the matter with him?"" ""Nothing. He's a positron."""
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
"What do the Mafia and vaginas have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""