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Joke of the Day

"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."

"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."

"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"

"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."

"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"

"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""