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Joke of the Day

"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"

"What does toilet paper and office paper have in common? You can write on both of them with a No. 2"

"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"

"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."

"im thinking about submitting my butty cop movie script to miramax its about pee and his black sidekick poo"

"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."

"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."

"There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party."

"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""