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Joke of the Day

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."

"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."

"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"

"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."

"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."

"Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him. After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire."

"Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy"