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"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"
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"If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once."
"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."
"General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy? Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir."
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"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"
"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."