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Joke of the Day
"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."
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"Weird scene in The Hobbit where Peter Jackson walks through the middle of the set and takes a 45-minute shit with the door open."
"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."
"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."
"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."
"I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something"
"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."
"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"