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Joke of the Day

"What do Tits & Model Trains have in common? Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men."

"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."

"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

"What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position? Ability to work under pressure."

"Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls."

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"

"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."

"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."

"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."