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Joke of the Day
"You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands."
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"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul. Heard it on ""The Forbidden Room"" on Netflix"
"I came out of the gym the other day and someone asked me, ""How have you got that body?"" I said, ""I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."""
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."
"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."
"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."