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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."

"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"

"what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event? The splits"

"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."

"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"

"When I see something funny on the internet, I don't usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual."

"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""

"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"