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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
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"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."
"My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast. Bought her a pair of scales"
"Schroedinger either gave the best or the worst presents."
"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"Because Nickleback sucks too.... So Avril Lavigne is Married to a fellow Canadian, who is a band member of Nickleback.... Apparently Canada does not have laws against same suck marriage. ba dump bump!"
"No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though"