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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"

"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"

"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"

"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."

"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between priests and pimples? Pimples only come on your face after you turn twelve."

"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"