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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
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"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"
"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"
"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"
"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""
"I rode a horse today. In other words, I had sex with Sara Jessica Parker"
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."
"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."
"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."