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Joke of the Day
"Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk."
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"How do you organise a space party? You planet."
"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"
"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"
"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."
"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"
"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."
"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."
"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."