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Joke of the Day

"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."

"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"

"Best Ever Comedy Movies - Can You Guess The Movie Quote"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer doesn't complain when you push a 3 1/2"" floppy into it."

"Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me."

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"

"I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one."