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Joke of the Day

"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"Judging by the number of hats on the hanger... ...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider."

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Get married to her."

"I'm German and Jewish. I hate myself"

"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? Because he isn't a full essay"

"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."