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Joke of the Day

"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."

"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"What did people say after two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was dull, but the reception was great."

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth."

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"

"Everyone wants to have sex, sluts are just successful. That's why we hate them. Stupid sluts."

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."