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Joke of the Day

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""

"What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!"

"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."

"What did David do when he hand all his bones removed Nothing."

"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."

"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"

"I like my women like I like my Twinkies.. Cream-filled"

"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."

"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."