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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari."
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"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"
"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"
"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."
"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."
"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."
"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"