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Joke of the Day
"What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose"
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"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."
"Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people"
"*at psychic reading* Psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time Me: Ooh you're good"
"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"
"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"
"The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped naked and ran around the precinct shouting, ""Save the whales!"""