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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"
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"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."
"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""
"My friend had a funeral for her baby who was killed by a lawnmower... I hope he Rests In Pieces."
"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."
"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."
"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""