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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"
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"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I'm serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I'm dad."
"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."
"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"
"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"