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Joke of the Day
"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."
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"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."
"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""
"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."
"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."