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Joke of the Day

"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"

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"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"
"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""
"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."
"This is embarrassing but I just noticed that I've been wearing ""2006"" New Year's Eve glasses for the past decade. :("
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."
"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."
"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"