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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"
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"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"
"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."
"What kind of people are always in a damn hurry? Russians"
"A nude man walks into a doctor's office. A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, ""Well, clearly I can see your nuts."""
"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."
"Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."
"[Duck support group] ""After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day"" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*"
"I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday."
"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."