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Joke of the Day

"I rode a taxi It was fake"

"Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there."

"A student walks into class late... Teacher: ""Why are you late?"" Student: ""While I was coming, I saw a sign that said **School ahead. Slow down.**"""

"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"""Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."" Mike Tyson: ""That's easy. It's Perth!"""

"Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it."

"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."

"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"

"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"