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Joke of the Day

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."

"What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus? He never saw it coming."

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"One I just made up. Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther"

"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."

"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""

"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."

"How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37"