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Joke of the Day

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them."

"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"

"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."

"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"

"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."

"Friends are like motorcycles... 'Cause I wish I had a motorcycle"

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."