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Joke of the Day

"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"

"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"

"I love the word frequently... I try to use it as often as possible."

"Why do Asian people never seem to age? I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."

"If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11."

"There's been a toothpaste scandal. The press have called it Col-Gate."

"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."

"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."