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Joke of the Day
"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."
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"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."
"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"
"Today's kids play TSA agent instead of doctor."
"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"""I am"" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ""I do"" is the longest sentence? Holy shit this blew up"
"Where do facts come from? The factory."
"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"