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Joke of the Day
"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."
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"How can you lose around 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse... Are you in a stable relationship?"
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"
"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."
"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"