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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."

"Guy in the dressing room next to mine: ""I don't want to get blood on these pants."" I want to reply, ""Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"""

"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"[parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I O: go on M: I th O: tell us M: I'm O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied"

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."

"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."

"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"

"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."