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Joke of the Day
"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"
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"I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!"
"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."
"French Army That's it. That's the joke."
"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"First day on the new job, Boss says ""We're going to give a drug test"" and I said ""Great, I know all about drugs."""
"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""
"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"