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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
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"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."
"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."
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"What's black and blue and floats down the river? A jew telling ethnic jokes."
"What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do."
"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"
"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."
"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."