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Joke of the Day

"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."

"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."

"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"

"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, she has already been told twice."

"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"

"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."

"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."

"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."

"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."

"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."