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Joke of the Day
"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
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"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."
"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
"""What do we call this war?"" ""The World War?"" ""No. There's already been 1 of those"" ""Uh this is a world war, too"" *the streetlights explode*"
"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
"Why are teachers always making answer keys? So they can open doors of opportunity for their students."