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Joke of the Day
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
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"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."
"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"
"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"Last words of an electrician... ... ""the fuck dis cable?"""
"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."
"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"