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Joke of the Day
"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."
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"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."
"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"I was given a book, ""How to play the didgeridoo."" All the pages are empty besides one that says, ""Far away from me."""
"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."
"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."
"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."
"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"