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Joke of the Day
"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."
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"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"
"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."
"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"
"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""
"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"
"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."