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Joke of the Day

"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."

"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"

"What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own."

"[driving] Goddamn pedestrians [walking] Goddamn drivers [both] Goddamn cyclists"

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."

"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"

"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page"

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."