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Joke of the Day
"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"
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"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."
"Why Do Tigers Have Stripes? Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted"
"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."
"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
"Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions."
"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Your job sucks"