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Joke of the Day

"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."

"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"

"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"

"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"

"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."

"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."

"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"

"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"