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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks But unless the blacks is the name of a white family, that's probably not the case --Seth Meyers"

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"Why can't Elvis Presley drive? 'Cause he's dead."

"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"

"Two thieves try to steal a calendar. They each got six months."

"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."

"What are Starbucks two shipping options? Ground and federal expresso"

"""Titanic."" ""What??"" &nbsp; ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""

"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"