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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."
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"I hate guitarists... They're so picky."
"What do you call it when a toaster eats a toaster Cannatoasterlism"
"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"
"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."
"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"
"At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it."
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"
"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."