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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"

"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor."

"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"

"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."

"What's the Russian President's favorite song? ""Putin on the Ritz!"" I'll be here all week guys."

"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""