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Joke of the Day
"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"
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"What's the quickest way to clean semen off a poodle? Seriously. I need to know because my mother-in-law is due back home in about 20 minutes."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!"
"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."
"Rappers, you don't have to tell them to wave their hands like they don't care. They're millennials: they already don't care."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? There's 20 of them!"
"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."
"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""
"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"