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Joke of the Day

"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."

"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"

"Doormats are a gateway rug."

"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."

"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"

"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""

"What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who"

"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."

"*finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed."