177686

Joke of the Day

"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."

Next Joke
 
"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."
"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy."
"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""
"There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today... They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement."
"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."
"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"
"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."
Terms & Privacy