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Joke of the Day
"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."
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"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"
"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
"Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle."
"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!"