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Joke of the Day
"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."
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"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"
"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"
"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"
"What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? Drop the base."
"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."
"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""