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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"
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"I recently came into a very large sum of money so they fired me from my job at the bank."
"(Super Smash Bros. Joke) Why do waiters like a good Marth player? He tips well."
"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"
"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"
"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."
"Some guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I said ""You've got the wrong house then, mate"""
"What did the power ranger-turned-addict say? It's morphine time!"
"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."