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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called ""Ear Bud."""

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"

"Will I become attractive if I swallow magnets?"

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16."

"i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so"

"I've never had anyone at hello."

"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."