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"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"
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"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."
"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."
"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"
"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"
"I have been smoking weed for almost 13 years. Or about a baker's dozen."
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"